Warp Watch - Our Watch

Let's face the obvious: yesterday we were nerds, today we're the cognitive elite. Let's conquer. These past few weeks were interesting, so much so that in my free time I read the entire bash.org library of chatting highlights.
Most are rubbish, some are funny but few are truly full with meaning. Here is my selection from many thousands of quotes, there are many more that are hilarious but this selection represents ones that I found interestingly true :


#12
<SenioR> whahahah fravec! I fucked your mother!!
<@Fravec> Dad, buzz off, I'm talking to friends here...
Comment: never teach your dad how to use IRC


#11
SilverD: hmm, how can you tell if you're running a 32 bit or a 64 bit OS?
Reilithion: Is your computer all new, fancy, and shiny?
SilverD: no
Reilithion: You're running 32 bit.


#10
<Albides> I was insane before I used the internet... I was confused after I used it. Then horrified as I found out about things like dolphin sex and furries.


#09
<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused


#08
<SaintAlvus> I wrote a book on an object that lets you accelerate the passage of time.
<Bean> What was it called?
<SaintAlvus> Bong Mechanics


#07
<muse06> you ever think god gets stoned?
<humphrey> have you ever seen a platypus?


#06
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?


#05
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P


#04
<Nomenumbra> 1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer, you take 1 down, pass it around, 0 bottles of beer on the wall.
<Nomenumbra> 0 bottles of beer on the wall, 0 bottles of beer, you take 1 down, pass it around, 4294967295 bottles of beer on the wall.


#03
<mayb> procrastination is like masturbation
<mayb> it's fun until you realize you just fucked yourself


#02
<Bus> y = ¦x¦
<JaxomZero> thats thinking positive


#01
<kidd79> do u know what i'd like they add to Google.Earth?
<Don_Vito> ..3D graphics?
<Don_Vito> animated water, trees and stuuf??
<kidd79> orbital ion cannon

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